Ohhhh elementary school... maybe these funnies will brighten your Tuesday.
kindergartener (after not getting the instrument he wanted): "i don't want to play your instruments anyway. they're all broken and dirty."
4th grader (after waiting with his hand in the air for like 8 minutes): "i have a hole in my hand like Jesus." he showed me the 'hole.' it was a tiny scrape in the middle of his hand... looked like it was made with a pencil.
1st grader (to me in the middle of our activity): "I like you."